Male. Blue eyes, curly light brown hair, square feet.
Eats: everything but tomatoes and peas.
Likes: slides, the laundry bin, cats, a small brown dinosaur named Shmitty (replaceable for about $3.50), throwing legos and used cell phones down the stairs, the hose, Kidspace Children's Museum, his sister, dirt.
Dislikes: car seats, strollers, Raggedy Ann.
Knows approximately 3 dozen words; uses them to demand fish crackers, lit candles and video chats with grandparents.
Warning: does not nap.